"Dsscats" (dsscats)
10/01/2014 at 18:00 • Filed to: Letters to LA
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"Dsscats" (dsscats)
10/01/2014 at 18:00 • Filed to: Letters to LA | 7
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Dear Los Angeles,
Learn how to fucking drive.
We are on a freeway onramp. You are ahead of me in your silver 2013 Civic. You don't accelerate beyond 45 MPH.
We are not in traffic. Everyone is moving at 65+ MPH. You are trying to merge at 45 MPH. I am stuck behind you and by the time you get over, there's a semi barreling down on my ass.
Fuck you. Is it really that hard? You are trying to join traffic. Go at the speed of what you're trying to merge with. Some people........or at least don't cut me off on the on ramp just to go half the speed of traffic.
Sincerely,
Dsscats
This is Letters to LA, Dsscats' new satirical series. It is meant to be funny and slightly informative about LA drivers. It is also meant to be mean and vulgar. If you disagree with that, I suggest not reading it or sucking it up. That is all. Have some cars for your time.
Jedidiah
> Dsscats
10/01/2014 at 18:02 |
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It's a civic, he was probably giving it full throttle dont be too hard on him
Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
> Dsscats
10/01/2014 at 18:04 |
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I'm only shocked in that you found a highway in LA that is going faster than a crawl.
OPPOsaurus WRX
> Dsscats
10/01/2014 at 18:04 |
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vtec didn't kick in yo. Still waiting